Trying for a passport picture....

Trying to take passport pictures at home.... from the FAQ on the travel.state.gov website:

• "The customer should have a natural expression, mouth closed, and eyes open and looking directly ahead.",
  
• "The head of the person being photographed should not be tilted up, down or to the side. "
  
• "Can a parent or guardian appear in the photo of a minor child? No, the minor child must be the only subject in the photo. Nothing used to support the minor child, whether by mechanical or human means, should be in the camera''s frame."

Darn, I think between the tilted head, closed eyes, and flailing arms, none of these may qualify...